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She’s mine, and you can’t have her, but you can enjoy the fluffiness from a distance for the low, low price of free*.
This offer, and indeed this site, is in no way real. The cat is real, and that’s really her name, but I won’t be sending out any pictures for free. I don’t have that kind of time. This page was created to test the capabilities of Wix, and you can read all about my experiments with site builders like it at Website Planet.